Teddy Picker

They've sped up to the point where they provokeThe punchline before they have told the jokePlenty of desperation to be seenStaring at the television screen

They've sped up to the point where they provokeYou to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the jokeWell sorry, sunshine, it doesn't existIt wasn't in the Top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolderDon't be surprised when you get bent overThey told you, but you were dying for it

She saw it and she grabbed itAnd it wasn't what it seemedThe kids all dream of making itWhatever that means

Another variation on a themeA tangle on the television and the magazineD'you reckon that they do it for a joke?D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oathThat says that "We are defendersOf any poser or professional pretender around"

And when did your list replace the twist and turnLike a fist replaced a kiss?Don't concern us with your bollocksI don't want your prayerSave it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolderDon't be surprised when you get bent overThey told you, but you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the teddy pickerNot quick enough, can I have it quicker?Already thick and you're getting thicker

Presuming that all things are equalWho'd want to be men of the peopleWhen there's people like you?