Cigarette Smoker Fiona
Sat at the side of the pool at one of your housesWith wet white trousers onAnd worlds collide as the evening continuesThe dignity fucks off
Her brother's gone off to the strippersTo make up for all the lost timeShe could have been one of the bitchesBut she's actually alright
(Cigarette smoker)I'm sorry, but we're all unsureHow much you've had but(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more
A country home, even if we really triedWhat if it's just surprises now?And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slapWhen are your parents back? d'you know?
Well I never came from no ghettoBut it wasn't nowhere near hereWell-spoken girls in stilletoesAren't something to fear
(Cigarette smoker)I'm sorry, but we're all unsureHow much you've had but(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more
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(Cigarette smoker)I'm sorry, but we're all unsureHow much you've had but(We think that you oughta) maybe not have any more
(Cigarette smoker)Cigarette smoke doesn't hideAs well as you thinkAnd you'd think that it oughtaAct as the perfect disguise