Polythene Pam
Well you should see Polythene PamShe's so good-looking, but she looks like a manYes you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bagYes you should see Polythene PamYeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kiltShe's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hiltShe's the kind of the girl that makes the News of the WorldYes you could say she was attractively builtYeah yeah yeah