Wonderboy
High above the mucky-muckCastle made of cloudsThere sits WonderboySitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muckYeah, yeah!
WonderboyWhat is the secret of your power?WonderboyWon't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young NastymanArch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy,With powers comparable to WonderboyWhat powers you ask?I dunno how 'bout the power of flight?That do anything for ya?That's levitation, holmesHow 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards awayWith mind bullets!That's telekinesis, KyleHow 'bout the power to move you?
History of Wonderboy and Young NastymanRiggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-gooA secret to be told, a gold chest to be heldAnd blasting forth with three-part harmony, yheow!
WonderboyWhat is the secret of your power?Wonderboy,Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forcesThey formed a band the likes of which have never been seenAnd they called themselves Tenacious D.That's right!
Me! And KG!
That's me!
We're now Tenacious D!Come fly with me, fly!
WonderboyWhat is the secret of your power?WonderboyWon't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now
Oh! Take my hand!Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!Bring out your broadswordThere's the hydraSlice his throat!And grab his scrotumYou take the high roadI'll take the lowThere, the crevasseFill it with your mighty juice