Punch and Judy
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Washing machine, pinstripe dreamStripped the gloss from a beauty queenPunch and Judy, JudyFound our nest, in the Daily ExpressMet the vicar in a holy vestPunch and JudyPunch and Judy
Brought up the children Church of ENow I vegetate with a colour TVWorst ever thing that ever happened to meOh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.Oh Judy
Whatever happened to pillow fightsWhatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nightsWhatever happened to lover's laneWhatever happened to passion gamesSunday walks in the pouring rain
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Curling tongs, mogadons, "I got a headache baby, don't take so long"Single beds, middle age dreadLosing the war in the Waistlands spread
Who left the cap of the toothpaste tubeWho forgot to flush the looLeave your sweaty socks outside the doorDon't walk across my polished floorOh Judy
Whatever happened to morning smilesWhatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive stylesWhatever happened to twinkling eyesWhatever happened to hard fast drivesCompliments on unnatural size
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Propping up a bar, family carSweating out a mortgage as a balding clerkPunch and Judy, JudyWorld war three, suburbansheeJust slip her these pills and I'll be free.
No more JudyJudy, Judy no more!Goodbye Judy!