Be My Girl
Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my,Be my girl (x4)
I was blue and lonely.I couldn't sleep a wink,and I could only get unconsciousif I'd had too much to drink.There was somehow something wrong somewhere,and each day seemed grey and dead.The seeds of desperationwere growing in me 'ead.I needed inspiration,a brand new start in life.Somewhere to place affection,but I didn't want a wife.And then by lucky chance I sawin a special magazinean ad that was unusual,the like I'd never seen."Experience something differentwith our new imported toy.She's loving, warm, inflatable,and a guarantee of joy."She came all wrapped in cardboard,all pink and shrivelled down.A breath of air was all she neededto make her lose that frown.I took her to the bedroomand pumped her with some life,and later, in a moment,that girl became my wife.And so I sit her in a cornerand sometimes stroke her hair.And when I'm feeling naughty,I blow her up with air.She's cuddly and she's bouncy,she's like a rubber ball.I bounce her in the kitchenand I bounce her in the hall.And now my life is different,since Sally came my way.I wake up in the morningand have her on a tray.She's everything they said she was,and I wear a permanent grin.and I only have to worryin case my girl wears thin.
Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my,Be my girl (x4)