You Better Sit Down Kids
You better sit down kids, I'll tell you why, kidsYou might not understand, kids but give it a try, kidsNow how should I put this, I've got something to sayYour mother is staying but I'm going away
No, we're not mad, kids and it's hard to say whyYour mother and I, kids, don't see eye to eye
Say your prayers before you go to bedMake sure you get yourself to school on timeI know you'll do the things your mother asksShe's gonna need you more so stay in line
Keep in mind your mother's gonna need your helpA whole lot more than she ever did beforeNo more fights over little things'Cause I won't be here to stop 'em anymore
I know you don't want this and neither do weBut sometimes things happen that we can't foreseeNow try to be calm, kids and don't look so sadJust cause I am leaving, I'll still be your dad
Just remember I love you and though I'm not hereJust call if you need me and I'll always be near
Say your prayers before you go to bedMake sure you get yourself to school on timeI know you'll do the things your mother asksShe's gonna need you more so stay in line
Keep in mind your mother's gonna need your helpA whole lot more than she ever did beforeNo more fights over little things'Cause I won't be here to stop 'em anymore
Well, I have to go now, so kiss me goodbyeMy eyes are just red, kids, I'm too big to cry