Nowhere Fast
I'd like to drop my trousers to the worldI am a man of means (of slender means)And every new applianceIs like a new scienceIn my town
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotionI'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the oceanAnd when the train goes byIt's such a sad soundIt's such a sad thing
I'd like to drop my trousers to the QueenEvery sensible child will know what this meansThe poor and the needyAre selfish and greedyOn her terms
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotionI'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the oceanAnd when the train goes byIt's such a sad soundIt's such a sad thing
And when I'm lying in my bedI think about life and I think about deathAnd neither oneParticularly appeals to me
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotionI'd get such a shock I'd probably lieIn the middle of the street and dieI'd lie down and die