The History Of Everything (Big Bang Theory Theme)
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...The Earth began to cool,The autotrophs began to drool,Neanderthals developed tools,We built a wall (we built the pyramids),Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.A fraction of a second and the elements were made.The bipeds stood up straight,The dinosaurs all met their fate,They tried to leave, but they were lateAnd they all died (they froze their asses off)The oceans and PangeaSee ya, wouldn't wanna be yaSet in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one dayIt will cause the stars to go the other way,Collapsing ever inward, we won't be there, it won't be heardOur best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of usDebating how we're here, they're catching deer. (We're catching viruses.)Religion or astronomy, Descartes, DeuteronomyIt all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrologyIt all started with the big bang!It all started with the big BANG!