Do Bears
(Rowan:)For years I thought I'd have to live aloneI never got a letter, had to disconnect the phoneThe only girls I've ever saw were on TVBut now I've got a VenusWho's sitting next to me
(Both:)Do I love you? Do I want you?Would I give my life to you if I could?Do birds fly? Do fish swim?And do bears sha-la-la-laIn the woods?
(Rowan:)I met her in the first class loungeOf a jumbo jetIt was love at first sightRomeo and Juliet(Kate:)He looked pretty richAnd I was down on luckSo I charged him a fortuneFor a flying f...(Rowan:)... for crying out loud!
(Both:)Do I love you? Do I want you?Would I sacrifice my life to you if I could?Is the Pope Catholic?Is Luxembourg small?And do those hairy bears shhh...In the woods?
(Rowan:)I introduced her round my friendsShe was aceI was no longer on earthBut in a better place(Kate:)He's an utter creepAnd he drives me round the bendAnd to alleviate the boredomI sleep with his friends(Rowan:)Ho ha ho
(Both:)Do I love you? Do I want you?(Kate:)Would I tear out both my eyesAnd fry them if I could?(Both:)Is the Bible fiction?Is true love a contradiction?And do bears sha-la-la-laIn the woods?
Do I desire you? Do I adore you?(Rowan:)Would I cut off all my toenailsAnd put them into an envelope with my feet?(Both:)Is Reagan Godhead?Is chairman Mao dead?And do those bears sha-la-la-la?(Rowan:)La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la(Kate:)Ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah(Rowan:)Do those bears sha-la-la-la?(Rowan:)La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la(Kate:)Ohoh ohoh yeah yeah yeah(Rowan:)Do those bears sha-la-la-la?(Rowan:)On Main Street(Kate:)Ohoh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah