I'm On The Football Team
Coach says I'm real goodBest kid in the neighborhoodLooks like I got a future ahead of meStartin' quarterback number 13Mom and dad are so proud of meI'm down with the cool kids, oh yeah.
[CHORUS]You know I'm coolThe chicks dig meAnd its okayI get replaced, but it's alright'Cause they all know...
I'm on the football teamNa na na na na [x3]I'm on the football teamNa na na na na [x3]I'm on the football team
Now im gettin chicks left and rightThey're lining up for Saturday nightJust to go down on me, oh yeah.And when I walk down the hallAll of the nerds and geeks fallDown on their knees and worship me..
[CHORUS x2]
"Hey dad! Guess what!""Whats that, son?""I'm on the football team!""Well jiminy in the buckhole."
Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na naI'm on the football team [x4]