Porn Is Good For The Soul
I'd rather go homeAnd watch pornography aloneI've got a big collectionA really huge selectionAnd if I'm really desperateI'll call my ex upAnd have sex on the phoneIt beats orgasming alone
Porn is good for the soulBut it doesn't leave you feeling very wholeUnless you own a good dildoBut then I bet you think I'm a whore
Sex is a drugSo throw me a boneIt's so innocentThat's why I always go home alone'Cause I'm feeling ashamedThat I think like a boyOh women are meant to act coyThat's why we buy all these toys
Porn is good for the soulBut it doesn't always leave you feeling wholeUnless you own a good dildoBut then I bet you think I'm a whore
I don't care (I don't care...)