Stephen
StephenStephenWhy won't you call me?Stephen, why won't you call me?
I saw youIn your tight-ass rocker pantsYou saw me tooI laughed, cause I was completely trashedAnd I watched your ugly girlfriendSneer across the roomAs if I really careThat she's here with youAll I know is
You're my object of affectionMy drug of choice, my sick obsession
StephenWhy won't you call me?I'm sitting here waitingWhy won't you call me?StephenI'm feeling patheticI can't take rejectionWhy won't you call me?
I've got guysWaiting in the lineFor me to playMy evil girlThe games with all their mindsJust watch meI've got it down to a simple artJust bat my eyes like thisAnd there's a broken heartBut somehow
You've turned the tablesWhat the hell?I can charm the pants off anyone elseBut you
StephenWhy won't you call me?I'm sitting here waitingWhy won't you call me?StephenI'm feeling patheticI can't take rejectionWhy won't you call me?
StephenI'm thinking that maybeYou might think I'm crazyIs that why you won't call me?
SteveDon't you think I'm pretty?Do you not love me?Is that why you won't call me?
Cause you're my object of affectionMy drug of choice, my sick obsessionI want to keep you as my pet to play withAnd hide under my bedForever
StephenWhy won't you call me?I'm sitting here waitingWhy won't you call me?StephenI'm feeling patheticI can't take rejectionWhy won't you call me?
StephenI'll knit you a sweaterI wanna wrap you up in my loveForeverI'll never let you go, StephenI'll never let go
StephenWhy won't you call me?I'm sitting here waitingWhy won't you call me?StephenI'm feeling patheticI can't take rejectionWhy won't you call me?