I Love My Wife
My thoughts may strayMy eyes may roamThe neighbor’s grass may seem much greenerThan the grass right here at home
If pretty girls excite meWell, that’s lifeBut just in case, you didn’t knowI love my wife
My mind at timesMay dwell on sexIf someone’s rating dreamsThen most of mine I guess are double X
So dimpled knees delight meWell, that’s lifeBut just in case, you hadn’t heardI love my wife
Like bait that wrigglesAnd it makes catfish biteA lady jigglesAnd my eyes gotta lightUpon so sweet a sight
And if I shakeBreak out in spotsDon’t fret, it’s not swine fever dearYour swine has merely got the hots
If rosy lips invite meWell, that’s lifeBut just in case, you couldn’t guessI love my wife
My mind at timesMay dwell on sexIf someone’s rating dreamsThen most of mine I guess are double X
If rosy lips invite meWell, that’s lifeBut just in case, you couldn’t guessOr hadn’t heardOr didn’t knowI love my wifeI love my wifeI love my wifeI love my wife