Riot Van
So up rolls a riot vanAnd sparks excitement in the boysBut the policemen look annoyedPerhaps these are ones they should avoid
Got a chase last nightFrom men with truncheons dressed in hatsWe didn't do that much wrongStill ran away though for the laughJust for the laughAnd please just stop talkingCause they won't find us if you doOh those silly boys in blueWell they won't catch me and you
Have you been drinking, sonYou don't look old enough to meI'm sorry, officerIs there a certain age you're supposed to beCause nobody told me
And up rolls the riot vanAnd these lads just wind the coppers upThey ask why they don't catch proper crooksThey get their address and their names tookBut they couldn't care less
Thrown in the riot van,and all the coppers kicked him in,and there was no way he could win,just had to take it on the chin.