Maxine
Maxine!! (Phone Rings)
Maxine: HelloDenaun: Can I speak to Maxine?Maxine: Yeah this is me what's up?Denaun: What up?Maxine: Who dis?Denaun: DenaunMaxine: Yeah what's up?Denaun: What are you doing?Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bedDenaun: Huh?Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bedDenaun: Why?Maxine: I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do
[Verse 1 - Eminem]I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs a vaccineShe tests positive, but tells you that her act's cleanPlus she got a sugar daddyGassing every hooker that he takes in to crook her badlyIf you mistook her, sadly, on her reputationYou're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparationWhen you stepped away, son, she got her face doneLookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it ifYou press the issue, and get undressed to kiss youIf you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twiceBut when you catch the lice, or get the urgencyTo go to the emergency cause it burns to peeDon't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't tryna hear itWhile you're fightin' your fuckin' disease tryna clear it (Maxine!!)
[Verse 2 - Denaun]Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life? That isTo get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shitYou livin' trife, got three kids at home and club-hoppin' every nightYou say it's gonna stop but it just... slows... downAnd then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to thisMystery, whatever your reason even is to beYou say you wanna be with me, but how can you say thatWhen you got niggas hiding in your closetI refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely
[Verse 3 - Three]I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked meSo I stepped on it and then asked my homiesAnd chilled on the side and then watched they niggasBig game over there and take notes, while I get this numberI stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said "Hey Bitch..Haven't I seen you before?", looked at my niggaTurned around and got slapped throughout my handsAnd said "Oh it's like that?"She said she just broke up with her nigga and shitShe started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shitShe said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her numberShe asked could I give her mine twoGot to the crib and called her upWe got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could I fuckI said "Maxine check this outGive me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"Got to the crib she let me inShe didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroomI said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"What the fuck are you doing?So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexingAs she went for my midsectionI threw her down as I tore off her shirtPulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in workBefore I hit it she said"3 don't get mad but there's something that I gotta tell your ass"I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok"She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS"I got up out
Denaun: Hey, MaxineMaxine: WhatDenaun: You thinking about sucking my dick?Maxine: Yeah for a small priceDenaun: For a small price? What you mean?Maxine: You know, money niggaDenaun: You don't need no damn moneyI can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shitMaxine: (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?Denaun: AIDSMaxine: (laughing) Who told you that bullshit?Denaun: My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lieMaxine: Well if that's the case, Kyu got it thenDenaun: Oh for real, it's like that?Maxine: (laughing) Well I ain't got shitSo he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from meI ain't fucking around with no 3rd niggaDenaun: Fuck that, I ain't fucking with youMaxine: No, see..Denaun: You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with youMaxine: Hold on, why it ain't even like thatDenaun: I want ya'll to get paid, fucking..Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)