We Your Dearest Friends
We, your dearest friendsAre having dinner without youWe're witty and we use it to be viciousIn just another minuteWe'll be laughing about youTo the untrained eyeIt wouldn't look suspicious
We, your dearest friendsDon't really care if you have needsYour hopes and dreamsAre trivial by your standardsWe make fun of how you singAnd then we imitate your speechAnd the stupid things you sayWe like to slander
But we won't reel you out too far'Cause after all, we need you forOur ongoing quest
We've bonded here in faithlessnessTo undermine your happinessToying with your paranoiaEverything you do annoys usIt annoys us
We remember howYou bought us all those giftsYou liked to make us thinkYou were so generousWell, be careful in the futureOf everything you say and do'Cause it can and will be usedAgainst you by us
We, your dearest friendsJudge you "guilty“Here and nowOf thinking you're a starWhen it's all overNobody wants youAnd we the least of allIt's been a long time sinceYou had those famous lovers
But we won't reel you out too far'Cause after all, we need you forOur ongoing quest
We've bonded here in faithlessnessTo undermine your happinessToying with your paranoiaEverything you do annoys usIt annoys the hell out of us
It's not the strawNo, it's the final straw you'll sayFinally you've grown a sturdy backboneThere'll be no invitationTo your rocky coast this yearYour queenly voice willIce us down the telephone
You'll never guess who's joining usFor brandy later onThat's right, it's your bête noire1 from hellThat's whoAre you worried we might spill the beansAre you worried we might tellAbout your little visit to the bin whenYou were cuckoo?
But we won't reel you out too far'Cause after all, we need you forOur ongoing quest
We've bonded here in faithlessnessTo undermine your happinessToying with your paranoiaEverything you do annoys usIt annoys us
Toying with your paranoia...
You have an unforgivable personalityUnforgettable, yesWe were so happy once in the Garden of the Finzi-ContinisOh, yes we wereNever more, never moreHere comes the waiterWe'll just put it on your house chargeYou'll never know the differenceNever know...