Why Don't You Get A Job?
My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitchHe tells me every dayHe says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chickIn the worst kind of way"
She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the boneTo give her money every paydayBut she wants more dinero just to stay at homeWell, my friend, you gotta say
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"Say "No way", say "No way ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enoughTo keep the bill collectors at bayI guess all his money, well, it isn't enough'Cause that girl's got expensive taste
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"Say "No way", say "No way ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"
Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeahBut, hey man, free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell ya bout the other friend now)
My friend's got a boyfriend and she hates that dickShe tells me every dayHe wants more dinero just to stay at homeWell, my friend, you gotta say
"I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"Say "No way", say "No way ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"
"I won't give ya no money, I always payNa-na why don't you get a job?"Say "No way", say "No way ya, no wayNa-na why don't you get a job?"