Kidnap The Sandy Claws
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tightThrow away the key and thenTurn off all the lights
First, we're going to set some baitInside a nasty trap and waitWhen he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the gate
Wait! I've got a better planTo catch this big red lobster manLet's pop him in a boiling potAnd when he's done we'll butter him up
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsThrow him in a boxBury him for ninety yearsThen see if he talks
And Mr. Oogie Boogie manCan take the whole thing over thenHe'll be so pleased I do declareThat he will cook him rare
I say that we take a cannonAim it at his door and thenKnock three times and when he answersSandy Claws will be no more
You're so stupid, think nowIf we blow him up into smithereensWe may lose some piecesAnd then Jack will beat us black and green!
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsTie him in a bagThrow him in the oceanThen see if he is sad
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy aroundIf I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
He'll be so pleased by our successThat he'll reward us too, I bet
Perhaps he'll make his special brewOf snake and spider stewYummm!
We're his little henchmenAnd we take our job with prideWe do our best to please himAnd to stay on his good side
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumbI'm not the dumb oneYou're no funShut up!
I've got something, listen nowThis one is real good, you'll seeWe'll send a present to his doorUpon there'll be a note to readNow, in the box we'll wait and hideUntil his curiosityEntices him to look insideAnd then we'll have himOne, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stickLock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bitsMr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicksKidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will seeLock him in a cage and then throw away the keyKidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will seeLock him in a cage and then throw away the key
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