Twist Of The Magi
I sold your RolexTo buy that gold Versace dressI set free your whiny French poodleSo you could get your beauty restAnd I did it all for youI did it all (I did it all) for youThis Christmas (This Christmas)All your dreams (All your dreams)Will come trueI put your mother on a greyhound (you did what?)You always hoped she'd have the chance to see the world now she canI torched your Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues (No, no, no, no, no, no)So I could be your only girl and now I amAnd I did it all for youI did it all (I did it all) for youThis Christmas (This Christmas)All your dreams (All your dreams)Will come trueHow can I forget (I forget)All you've done for meI'll get you yetThis is the season to giveBut I can never forgive the damage that you've done(Damage that you've done)This must be loveI sank your bass boat (Oh not my bass boat, no, no, no)So you'd have more time to spend with meI hocked your grandma's diamond earrings (AHHHHH!)For the down payment on our SUVFully loaded, heated seats, in hunter green is this for me?I did it all for youI did it all (I did it all) for youThis Christmas (This Christmas)All your dreams (All your dreams)I did it all for youI did it all (I did it all) for youThis Christmas (This Christmas)All your dreams (All your dreams)Will come trueOoooh....