American Wedding
Have you ever been to American wedding?Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?Where is the musicians that got the taste?Where is the supply that's gonna last three days?Where is the band that like Fanfare.Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours
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Instead it's one in the mornin'and DJ is patchin' up the cordsEverybody's full of cakeStaring at the floorProper couples start to mumbleThat it's time to doPeople gotta get up earlyYep, they gotta goPeople gotta get up earlyAnd she's gotta boyfriendAnd this whole fucking thingIs just a one huge disappointment
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Nothing gets these bitches goingnot even Gypsy Kingsnobody talks about my Supertheoryof Supereverythings!So be you Donald TrumpOr be an anarchistMake sure that your weddingDoesn't end up like this
I understand the culturesOf a different kindBut here word celebrationJust doesn't come to mind