Trucker's Hitch
I, I know how to tieEvery kind of knotExcept one
It's so hardThe greatest knot of allSo flexible and strongBut I do something wrong
I know the BowlineSheepshankAnd the Double OverhandBut the Trucker's HitchI just don't understand
Let's do the Trucker's HitchThe Trucker's Hitch
I, I really like to sailJust the seaThe wind and me
But wheneverI adjust my sailTry to loosen it upWhile I'm docking my boatI fail
I know the Square KnotThe Clove HitchThe Double Shoelace BowBut The Trucker's Hitch- is all I need to know
Let's do the Trucker's Hitchthe Trucker's HitchLet's do the Trucker's Hitchthe Trucker's Hitch
People of the world!The time has come...To tie this knot once and for all!BonitasShow me the ropes!On every dance floor across the worldLet's do the Trucker's HitchAre you ready?Let's tie this knot!Tie, tie, tie, tie, tieThis is how you do it!
Bring it upCheck the ropeSpin aroundOn the neckWhip it, whip itTake it homeBring it up, split it now
Shoulder, now, make a loopPull it, feed it, push it throughUp, stretch, down againIn the face and prepare
Lift, pull, bring it roundThigh, tie, tighten tieKick the heelSwivel timeRound, round, back to knotC'mon!
Pull the loopDown and throughPull againLift the handThrough the loopMake a stitchNow you got your Trucker's Hitch!