Stonehenge
My life is so successfullI've got everything a man could ever need.
Got a 1000 dollar haircutAnd I even have a talkshow on TV.
And I know I should be happy, but insteadThere's a question I can't get out of my head.
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?It's killing me that no one knowsWhy it was built 5000 years ago.
Why did they build the Stonehenge?How could they rasie the stones so highCompletely without the technologyWe have today?
When I make my jalapeñosCalamari and prosciuttoI'm the king!
My wife applauds me in the kitchenWhen I tell her all I bought is from the local store
And when the kids have gone to bed, we're all aloneShe gives me a smileThen she plays with my balls
But all I think of is StonehengeI think about it when I dreamThe biggest henge that I have ever seen
What's the purpose of Stonehenge?A giant granite brithdaycakeOr a prison far too easy to escape?
(Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row!)They were 25 tons each stone, my friendBut amazingly they got them all down in the sandAnd they moved it(Stonehenge!)And they dragged it(Stonehenge!)And they rolled it 46 miles from Waleeees!(46 miles from Wales! )
What's the deal with Stonehenge?(Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)You should have left a tiny hintWhen you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone!(Who the... )Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge?(...fuck builds a Stonehenge?)
Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to doWho just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!"
I would give anything to know(About the Stonehenge)Yeah, I would give all I have to give(Would you give them your car?)Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car(What car do you drive?)Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic!(A car you can trust!)Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge(What henge is that again?)It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!God, it is the greatest henge of all!
What's the meaning of Stonehenge?