Turn Out the Lights
So you're big and kinda hairyLike a monkey at the zooI don't care if you're a monkeyWith an ass that's red and blueCause I'm gonna fuck you doggie stylethe way Chihuahuas doBut I got one requestThat I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights!Before you suck my dickSomeone beat you with an ugly stickI wanna fuck, but you make me sick, soTurn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
So you think that I'm a loserCause I used to be in JailAnd I got my GED DiplomaLast week in the mailBut at least a man can exerciseIf he gets too fatBut I've got news for you-Your face will always look like that! (haha)
Turn out the lights!Before I take a rideYou don't seem to have a "good side"Whip out a condom and the astro-glideTurn out the lights! Turn out the lights!(Ugh) I think I'm gonna hurlJesus Christ I hope that you're a girl!Open your mouth baby here come the pearls!Turn out the lights! Turn out the lights!
Tell me when it's over!Please tell me you don't have VD!(Thank god that it's over, yeah)
[It's time for Satchel to tear]
Well we all have indiscretionsI think you're my BIGGEST yetHad to roll you in some flourJust to find where you were wetWell this never would've happenedIf I didn't lose1 that betI wonder if our grandkidsWill ask us how we met
(Turn out the lightsGirl it's way to brightI don't wanna look at your celluliteThere ain't nothing on your body that's tight, babyTurn out the lights)
Turn out the lightsBefore you take off your clothesI'm gonna tie you up with some garden hoseSlap your tits and rub my balls on your noseTurn out the lights
Turn out the lightsBefore we do the deedBefore I cover your box with my seedI'm gonna pound you till you Fuckin' start to bleed, bitchTurn out the lights! Turn out the lights!