Dead!
And if your heart stops beatingI'll be here wonderingDid you get what you deserve?The ending of your lifeAnd if you get to heavenI'll be here waiting, babeDid you get what you deserve?The end, and if your life won't waitThen your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?No one ever had much nice to sayI think they never liked you anywayOh take me from the hospital bedWouldn't it be grand?If it ain't exactly what you plannedAnd wouldn't it be great If we were dead.
Oh dead.
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamishYou never fell in loveDid you get what you deserve?The ending of your lifeAnd if we get to heavenI'll be here waiting babeDid you get what you deserve?The end
And if your life won't waitThen your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?No one ever had much nice to sayI think they never liked you anywayOh take me from the hospital bedWouldn't it be grandTo take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be greatIf we were dead?
And in my honest observationDuring this operationFound a complication in your heartSo long'Cause now you've gotMaybe just two weeks to liveIs that the most the both of you can give?
1,2,1,2,3,4!
La la la la la!La la la la la!La la la la la la!well come on!La la la la la!La la la la la!La la la la la la!
if life ain't just a jokeThen why are we laughing?(La la la la la!La la la la la!La la la la la la!)3xif life ain't a joke then why am I dead?Dead!