King of Intimidation

"The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinner time"

For you they live in a quiet monastery.For you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is shortThey count to ten when you tell them how to drive andWhen they're afraid they let you speak for them

All hail the king of intimidation;Model of good Christian behavior

For you we wax, nostalgic-ened our legs.For you we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do itWe counted to ten temporarily and it wasSomething about how you talk down to me

All hail the king of intimidation;Model of good Christian behavior

The room of compromise is full and apparently you don't want someThere's only so much we can do to make your rest assured

I am singleI am wearyYou're just jealousYou're just confusedYou're just hungryYou're missing outYou're not healthyYou I pity

All hail the king of intimidation;Model of Christian behaviorAnd he knows not of what he has wrongly doneSo forgive his ignorant behavior

You are torturedYou are capturedYou were bustedWe were silentYou were testedYou knew betterYou are lonelyWas it worth it?