Love Is A Bore
Here is a verse unlike any verseTo a song that you've never heardIt deals with the subjectThat I and the authors agreeIs at best absurd
Love is a boreLove is a ball game without a scoreLove is a sail boat without a sailThe lock on the candy storeAsparagus without the hollandaisePlus all the petty laughsIn Tennessee Williams' plays
I used to love it but now it's a dragLove is a flag pole without a flagLove is the mailman without the mailA comic without a gagA soap-opera plot and lots, lots moreBut mainly I mean, love is a bore
It's I'll-call-you-tomorrowIt's a phone that never ringsIt's a sack full of sorrowOr a ride on angel's wingsSo just remember the next time you sawLove is an exit without a doorBut if you're in love you'll ignoreAll the things that I've said here before
And you'll pray that your loveWhatever he doesWill come back and beThe bore that he wasBefore!