Shoot the Dog
[Prologue, Video:]
[General:]"So, I think that should give you some idea about how volatile the international situation is at the moment, Sir."
[G.W. Bush:]"I see, General. Aah ...?"
[General:]"You didn't understand a word of that, did you, Mr. President?"
[G.W. Bush:]"No, I did not!"
[General:]"Would you like me to get Professor Liebstrom to explain it?"
[G.W. Bush:]"I think that might help!Yeeaaoow!Hahahahaha!Professor Liebstrom!"
["Professor Liebstrom":]"Yeeeah! Mr. President, let me try and explain it this way ...Hit it!"
[Songlyrics:]
(Come on ladies)(One two, one two, one two)GTI, hot shot!He parks it there, just to piss me off!Bullyboy, gonna show ya who's tough,I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dogYeah
It's party time (that's right) every dayI spent Saturday night on NovocaineCalled the pigs, but nobody cameI'm gonna shoot the dog,I'm gonna shoot the dog...(come on ladies)
Nine nine nine gettin' jiggyPeople did you see that fire in the city?It's like we're fresh out of democratic,Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...
That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeahThat's why I'm out there havin' fun againGood puppy, good puppyRolling on over...
MustaphaMazeltov,The Gaza boys,All that holy stuff.I got the feelin' when it all goes off,They're gonna shoot the dog,They're gonna shoot the dog.
So, Cherie my dear,Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight?Tell him:"Tony Tony Tony, I know that you are horny,But there's somethin' 'bout that Bush ain't right"
Nine nine nine, gettin' jiggyPeople did you see that fire in the city?It's like we're fresh out of Democratic,Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah...
That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeahThat's why I'm out there havin' fun againGood puppy, good puppy,Rolling on over for the man...
The Ayatollah's gettin' bombed yeah,See Sergeant Bilko having fun again,Good puppy, good puppy,Rolling on over for the man...
(I believe, I believe what the old man saidThough I know that there's no Lord aboveI believe in me, I believe in youAnd you know I believe in loveI believe in truth though I lie a lotI feel the pain from the push and shoveNo matter what you put me throughI'll still believe in loveAnd I say:)
Cherie Baby, spliff upI wanna kick back mamaAnd watch the World Cup with you baby(I believe, I believe what the old man said)(Though I know that there's no Lord above)Yeah, that's right!We're getting freaky tonightI wanna kick back mamaAnd watch the World Cup with you babyStay with me tonightLet's have some fun while Tony's statesideIt's gonna be alrightIt's gonna be alrightWe're gonna kick back mama yeahWe're getting freaky tonight[Yeah one two c'mom]We're getting freaky tonightWe're gonna kick back mama yeahWe're getting freaky tonightSee Tony dancing with DubyaDon't you wanna know why?
[Epilogue, Video:]
[G.W. Bush:]"Hahahaha!Say, that was fun!Can we do it again?"
["Professor Liebstrom":]"Naaawww!!!"