Monsoon
I've sung some songs that were lameI've slept with girls on the game.I've got my Catholic shameLord I'm in purgatoryBasically it's all come-on talk for me
I wasn't me when we metYou haven't lost my respectI'm here to serve and protectWhat shape of insanityKeeps leading you back to me?
So put your hands across the waterOh mushroomMonsoonCome soon
Don't wanna piss on your paradeI'm here to make money and get laidYeah I'm a star but I'll fadeIf you ain't stickin your knives in meYou will be eventually
To all you Sharons and MichellesWith all your tales to sellSave your meat money wellI'm glad that spending a night with meGuaranteed you celebrity.
And I can't talk in a crowdWhen I'm alone I'm too loudYou've done your daddy's proudThank you for keeping me companyYou've all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the waterOh mushroomMonsoonCome soon
Oh LordI feelNothingI know much smarter menNever got this far
I got too many regretsI've smoked too many cigarrettesI've had more blondes than brunettesI'm not expecting your symphathyBut it's all been too much for me
So put your hands across the waterOh mushroomMonsoonCome soon
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