Don't Make No Promises (Your Body Can't Keep)
I saw this girl walking down the streetI thought, oh yeah, she looks rather neatI grabbed my chance and played my usual gameI tell you man, it can be a strain
She didn't wanna know what I'd got to sayJust shook her head and looked the other wayAnd then she said, I've met your type beforeFor me you're all the same, you're such a bore
Oh no, don't make no promisesOh no, your body can't keep
Next day, can you believe, she was at the showShe said, hey man, you're great and she took me homeShe started to undress, what a shock to seePadded bra, blonde wig, not much left for me
Oh no, don't make no promisesOh no, your body can't keep