Thug Story
[Taylor Swift]I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floorYou shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gunNo I never really been in a clubStill live with my parentsBut I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at nightYou out clubbing, but I just caramel delightT swift and t pain rappin on the same trackIt's a thug story tell me can you handle that
I had a dream last night I had high-top NIkesI had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my micBy the time I woke up I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT"
Cuz I'm a singer turned rapperShorty I'm a make yaStraight to the top, yo
Shorty I'ma take ya
You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap starIt's a thug story now tell them who you are
Singer turned gangstaYou don't wanna fight meStraight to the topIn my extra small white tee
T swift and t pain all up on the same trackIt's a thug story tell me now can you get with that
What! what! I knit sweaters yo!What! what! don't test me [bleep]
Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anythingWHAT?I said "yo"YUPYou guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anythingI didn't even swearSHE DIDN"T EVEN SWEARHello??