I Remember
[Intro]Your mother.. you fuckin' faggotAyo, this next song is dedicated to the memory of Erik ShrodyRest in peace, we ain't forget about you, you fuckin' homo, we still remember
[Verse 1]There once was a man who liked to jump aroundBut he got too old to jump up and downSo he put the mic down and picked the guitar upStarted singin the blues like there no tomorrowLeft his boys in the House of PainIt was the wisest decision he ever madeBut the dumbest thing he could ever doWas try to buck a 380 on those that act shadyTell me now what you gonna do
[Hook]Cause I remember all those years, how it was when you were hereI remember how it was, how it was when you were youngYesterday was so long ago, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along nowDon't nobody wanna hear your old ass sing no more
[Verse 2]I remember back when you had the KnackAnd I remember when you had your first heart attackI was right there laughin when I heard the newsI just wish the cardiac woulda murdered youMaybe Ice-T's right, you are a bitchYou come around when you're broke and you leave when you're richBut the dumbest thing you could ever doWas try to buck a 380 on those who act shadyTell me now what you gonna do
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[Verse 3]Remember back in '94, like right before Ms. Everlast was Whitey FordBefore his heart attack had him on life supportWhen House of Pain was outta fame like someone doused the flameAnd they became destined to never jump around againOr even further back, when I first had heard the KnackAnd you were down with Syndicate, I went to get your shit, man I was into itBut then you went and took your style and switched the shitNow you sound ridiculous, you dickless piece of shit, how could you diss me, bitch?I liked you, thought you was alright for a white dudeRemember Sway and Tech when I came up and sat beside youStarted rhymin, then you left the room and didn't say goodbye or nothin'?Like you was mad that someone else was white and tried to rhyme or somethinI'm sorry man, I wasn't tryin to steal your light or nothinBut you're a homosexual, white rappin Irish *Muslim*Man I wish I was Irish, I could be a *Muslim* tooThen I'd be confused as you, and I wouldn't know what to doWhat's up with you? I never fucked with you, why would you fuck with me?Knowin' I could rap circles around you, what, are you as nuts as me?Plus I can sing better than you and I don't fuckin' singAnd probably play guitar better, and I ain't never touched a stringBut I ain't mad at you, I'd hate me too if I was youI'm what you used to be, shit you was me in '92So everytime I write a lyric, I'mma think of youAnd maybe that will help me know what it's like to sing the blues
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[Outro]You fuckin' punk pussy, you fuckin faggot, sissy fuckAnd by the way, a 380's a fuckin' sissy gunIf you're gonna shoot somebody use a fuckin' real gun, you little bitchNext time say my fuckin' name in a song, don't be subliminal about itYou wanna fuckin' diss me, diss me you fuckin' faggotYou fuckin' punk pussy, you fuckin' little bitch, fuckin' cunt