Man in a Shed
Well there was a man who lived in a shedSpent most of his days out of his headFor his she'd was rotten let in the rainSaid it was enough to drive any man insaneWhen it rainedHe felt so badWhen it snowed he felt just simply sad.
Well there was a girl who lived nearbyWhenever he saw her he could only simply sighBut she lived in a house so very big and grandFor him it seemed like some very distant landSo when he called herHis she'd to mend,She said I'm sorry you'll just have to find a friend.
Well this story is not so very newBut the man is me, yes and the girl is youSo leave your house come into my shedPlease stop my world from raining through my headPlease don't thinkI'm not your sortYou'll find that sheds are nicer than you thought.