Lady Jane
Lady Jane, the river saintSpecial yes, but, lucky ain'tLady Jane said she walked on waterBut she never had a man to showThen one day, she found a fellaShe was eager just to let him know
Lady JaneShe walked on waterFollowed by her brand new loverWho tumbled alongDrownin' down below
Lady JaneDid not abortFor legends are never made that shortNow be sure when you listen to thisHere's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish
Convinced he'd becomeA creature of the seaShe cut off her feetAnd jumped into the deepAnd never stopped looking forHer lover below
Lady Jane, the river fishBecame the world's most wanted dishAnd though no man would dare to catchSomething who's beauty we could never match
But when some member from a far away stateSaid "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!"They killed little Lady Jane
You emperor of a distant landThe only man who didn't understandThat though you think you've got your prizeThere's another fish that has escaped your eyes
Lady JaneHer lover's thereSwimming through the ocean with a desperate stareLooking for Lady JaneLooking for Lady Jane