Chocolate Jesus
I don't go to church on SundayDon't get on my knees to prayDon't memorize the books of the BibleI got my own special way
I know Jesus loves meMaybe just a little bit moreI fall down on my knees every sundayAt Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate JesusMake me feel good insideGot to be a chocolate JesusKeep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Abba-Zaba1Don't want no Almond Joy2There ain't nothing betterSuitable for this boy
Well it's the only thingThat can pick me upBetter than a cup of goldSee only a chocolate JesusCan satisfy my soul
When the weather gets roughAnd it's whiskey in the shadeIt's best to wrap your saviorUp in cellophaneHe flows like the Big Muddy3But that's OKPour him over ice creamFor a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate JesusGood enough for meGot to be a chocolate JesusGood enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate JesusMake me feel good insideGot to be a chocolate JesusKeep me satisfied