Gonna buy a hat
She talks like thunderShe really lets you knowShe keep changing the rulesAnd leave you nowhere to goShe bore you rigid with the party lineShe's so far left she's gonna get left behind
He wants six pretty white spots on each side of the diceHe wants it all to be equal but he needs to throw twiceNow there's a guy in the corner with a smiling gazeHe turns to me and says
I'm gonna buy a hat'Cos I think it's gonna rainGot caught out coming hereAren’t gonna get caught againI'm gonna buy a big oneLike that Mr. GorbachovAnd when it's raining all this crapOh my hat will keep it off
Now take a look at all them leadersDesperation in their eyesThe tight faces smiles that cannot hide itThey know no more than you or I
So I'm gonna buy a hat'Cos here they come againAnd when the start to blah-blahIt's you and me that gets the rain