Christmas in hollywood
[Funnyman as Santa Claus][Tha Producer and Charlie Scene][Chorus:]It's Christmas in HollywoodSanta's back up in the hoodSo meet me under the mistletoe let's fuckIt's Hanukah in Inglewoodthe dreidel's spinning in the hoodso meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
[Charlie Scene and J-dog]J J J Just a little story about last ChristmasAbout some bad kids who were full of wishesWe gave some gifts and then we gave some lovingThe weird kind of love that you give to your cousinLittle Timmy stole from 7-11So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevensWe drank in his room with some dude named KevinBut there was still some bad kids who deserved some presentsZack got caught with a bottle of jackSo we slipped down his chimney with an 18 packHe didn't leave cookies but we needed a snackSo we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flaskThe holidays are back and all my presents are wrappedLike oh my god is that saint nickKids give me your list like it's the 25thBeen accused of being a bad kidBut I get presents as isCause Mrs. Clause just Myspaced meI blew off a date on Christmas eve.So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or niceYou might still get a Rolly and a game deviceSo write your list and never have no fearHave a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!FUCK YEAH!!!
[The Server and Da Kurlzz]I'm about to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.we were chilling at home and decking the halls.so I checked my phone and Santa had called.he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.he said that his jolly ass needed some help.he said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life."if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife!"so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.so we all took flight but something was fishy.he asked for road head and started to kiss me.underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.it wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor!when we found out he started to pout.I took my bandanna and I choked him out.I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch.so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!