Miss Susie
Miss Suzy had a steamboat,The steamboat had a bellMiss Suzy went to heaven,The steamboat went to --
Hello operator,Please give me number nine,And if you disconnect me,I'll chop off your --
Behind the 'frigerator,There was a piece of glass.Miss Suzy sat upon it,And cut her little --
Ask me no more questions,Tell me no more lies.The boys are in the bathroom,Zipping down their --
Flies are in the meadow,The bees are in the park.Miss Suzy and her boyfriendAre kissing in the --
Dark is like a movie,A movie's like a show.A show is like a t.v. screen,and that is all I know!