She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
She came in through the bathroom windowProtected by a silver spoonBut now she sucks her thumb and wandersBy the banks of her own lagoon
Didn't anybody tell her?Didn't anybody see?Sunday's on the phone to Monday,Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancerShe worked at 15 clubs a dayAnd though she thought I knew the answerWell I knew what I could not say.
And so I quit the police departmentAnd got myself a steady jobAnd though she tried her best to help meShe could steal but she could not rob.
Didn't anybody tell her?Didn't anybody see?Sunday's on the phone to Monday,Tuesday's on the phone to meOh yeah.