Trigger Happy
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alrightGot an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at nightThere's no feeling any greaterThan to shoot first and ask questions laterNow I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional rightYeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonightI'll blow their brains out with my Smith and WessonThat ought to teach them all a darn good lessonNow I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the denI mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi againNow why'd you have to get so mad?It was just a lousy flesh wound, DadYou know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yetLittle Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vetI filled that kitty cat so full of leadWe'll have to use him for a pencil insteadWell, I'm so trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
Come on and grab your ammoWhat have you got to lose?We'll all get liquored upAnd shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sightOh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonightI always keep a Magnum in my trunkYou better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(Oh yeah, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh baby, I'm)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happy(Oh I'm so)trigger, trigger happyYes I'm trigger, trigger happyBetter watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away