First World Problems

[Verse 1:]My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a showerWhen I do, the water starts getting cold after an hourI couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till twoThen I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisuOh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screenI don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machineSome idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!I got

[Chorus:]First world, first world problems(First world problems)First world, first world problems(First world problems)First world, first world problems

[Verse 2:]I bought too many groceries for my refrigeratorForgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him laterTried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.VI'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten freeMy barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte

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[Verse 3:]Can't remember which car I drove to the mallMy Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathalThe thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itchingMy house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchenUh, I had to buy something I didn't even need justso I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon

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[Outro](Laughing)