Hell in a Handbasket
Oh and NowThe end is nearAnd I face that final curtainSo good-bye to strifeThis is the last dance of my lifeLord of this I'm certain
I've been a sinner.I've been a saint.Done both good and evil deeds.Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friendsAnd that's good enough for me.
Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive.Well if that's true then whyDoes there need to be a hell?Hey, what's that sulfury smell?Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.Oh, Galileo, mamma mia, Scaramouche, Scaramouche.Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.With my flesh they'll make a feast.I'm gonna be there in that number.That's 666, the number of the beast.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.Well, at least I'll have a view.Oh, I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire.Oh, don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.And I might like it that way.No, this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky FriedThan alive and kicking in Jersey any day
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.I'd pray if I had the guile.No, this ain't no fibI'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.Oh please don't pray for me.No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.There ain't nothin' he can do thatAin't already been done to me.
I'm going to Hell in a handbasket.And I'll have good company too.'Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad.'Cause everybody else will be there too!(including you!)
Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgiveThe self-righteous who deceiveWhen your words they twist,We both know Hell don't exist,Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe