Breakup song
[Spoken]I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said:
[Girl]It's overWe shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight againIt's overWe're unhappyWe need to take a break from us to make us right againAnd even though it's not gonna go any furtherI swear I don't regret a second of itAnd when the dust has settledI hope we can still be friends
[Bo]And then I saidEAT A DICK!EAT A DICK!EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING BIB!GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, BITCHEAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!
[Girl](Starting to think I made the right decision here)Look, you're angryI can see thatBut you don't need to make this harder than it has to beI try to speak to youBut you won't listen-
[Bo]EAT A DICK!
[Girl]Hold on, please just let me-
[Bo]EAT A DICK!
[Girl]Oh my godHonestly, are you fucking five?I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to meI'm saying how I'm feelingAnd you're saying "eat a dick"Does that seem like a mature response to you?
[Bo]No!But see I think the issue isI've got my father's temperAnd I'm emotionally inarticulateSo rather than being honest and vulnerableI made a quick switchBecause I'm hurting insideAnd I'm trying to hide itSo eat a dick bitchEat a fucking dick bitch
[Girl]I didn't think you'd cry for meI didn't think you caredI thought you were lashing out in angerNow I see you're scaredI'm scared, tooMaybe we can work this outAnd not break up
[Bo]Really?
[Girl]NO, LICK MY CLITLICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLITYOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT?I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU TO GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREWSORRY, YOU’RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUNLICK THIS CLIT, THEN LEAVE, SON.