We need love
Hey, what a great day for a swim.Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt?Too many hickeys on my neck.Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back.So you've also been having sex.Yeah.
We need love, not meaningless sex.You've got a round butt? We're not impressed.So many girls wanna get in our pants,But we're not whores. We need romance.
Hey girl (girl), you look good.I want you to know that I would - do you.Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me.You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't.Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't.
When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours.Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers.My ocean's got motion, but also girth;The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth.
I'm a butt manAnd I like boobs.Put them together, and we like you.I don't care that you're overweight.I see your soul, and you look great.We love all colors, shapes, and sizes,Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a fucking slut!
We need love, not meaningless sex.You've got a round butt? We're not impressed.Just two Don Juans looking for amour;It could be you if you're not a whore.
I'm Guy #1, I'll massage your back.Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack.If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night.I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights.
If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers.Your poo-tang stank, I don't need another lover.I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad.Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad.
Cause we're the freaks of the industry.You a freak, Guy 1?Oh you got that, G.What about you, Guy 2?Yes. Me. Too.
I always get consent before I screw.I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you.Champagne, waterbed, satin covers;There you have it - another satisfied lover [x5]
We need love, not meaningless sex.You got a round butt? We're not impressed.We're two Cassanovas, not pieces of meat.But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see.