Trainwrecks
We sleep all day and rock the nightWe just get up to start another fightWe kiss and then we biteWe are Trainwrecks
You don't keep house and I'm a slobYou're freakin' out cause I can't keep a jobWe don't update our blogsWe are Trainwrecks
People love to tell us what to doThat's just cause they're jealous of me and you
We're digging through the couch for cashWe're taking cabs cause both our cars are trashedBut we're still kicking assWe are TrainwrecksTrainwrecksWe're still kicking assWe are Trainwrecks
We think it's uncool to be on timeMooching off our friends is not a federal crime
Someday we'll cut our critics down to sizeAnd crash a Diddy party in disguiseWe fall, but then we riseWe are Trainwrecks
That's the story of our livesWe are Trainwrecks