Troublemaker
Put me in a special school,'Cause I am such a fool,And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read.Who needs stupid books?The alphabetey crooks,And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreamsSo turn off the T.V.'Cause that's what others seeAnd movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice creamThey only sicken meDon't let me play for barI'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball
I'm a troublemakerNever been a fakerDoin' things my own wayAnd never givin' up.I'm a troublemakerNot a doubletakerI don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
I picked up a guitar,What does this signify?I'm gonna play some heavy metal,Wishing you would die.You wanted arts and crafts?How's this for arts and crafts?(guitar solo)(That's Right!)I'm growin' out my hairI'm movin' up to CherokeeI'm gonna be a rockstarAnd you are gonna bear with me'Cause I can't book a job,Like any other slob,Punchin' in and punchin' out (?)Marryin' a bi-atch,Havin' Seven ki-ads,Givin' up and growin' old,And hopin' there's a god.
I'm a troublemakerNever been a fakerDoin' things my own wayAnd never givin' upI'm a troublemakerNot a doubletakerI don't have the patience to keep it on the up
I'm gonna be starAnd people will crane necksTo get a glimpse of meAnd see if I am havin' sexAnd studyin' my movesThey try to understandWhy I am so unlikeThe singers in the other bandsI'm such a mysteryAs anyone can seeThere isn't anybody elseExactly quite like meAnd when it's party timeLike 1999I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy
I'm a troublemakerNever been a fakerDoin' things my own wayAnd never givin' up.I'm a troublemakerNot a doubletakerI don't have the patience to keep it on the up.
Keep it on the up(I'm a trouble maker)Keep it on the up (UP!)(I'm a trouble maker)Keep it on the up(I'm a trouble maker)Keep it on the up (UP!)(I'm a trouble maker)Never givin' up