If No One Ever Marries Me
Well if no one ever marries meAnd I don't see why they shouldNurse says I'm not prettyAnd you know I'm seldom good, seldom good
Well if no one ever marries meI shan't mind very muchBuy a squirrel in a cageAnd a little rabbit-hutch
No one marries meIf no one marries meNo one marries meIf no one marries meWell if no one marries me
I'll have a cottage near a woodAnd a pony all my ownA little lamb quite clean and tameThat I can take to town
When I'm really getting oldAt twenty-eight or nineI'll buy myself a little orphan-girlAnd bring her up as mine
No one marries meIf no one marries meNo one marries meIf no one marries meIf no one marries meMarries meWell if no one marries meMarries meIf no one marries me