Welcome to the Forty Thieves
Congratulations, bub, you've joined the clubAnd everybody here agreesWe got the finest blend of nearly-honest men,Welcome to the forty thieves!!
A fraternity of thugs that you can trustThere's nothing up our eighty sleevesGot lots of grub to sharePull up an easy chair!Welcome to the forty thieves!!
Now you get to lie and cheat,Never have to brush your teethBut we always aim to pleaseCare for one anotherYou'll never miss your mother
Scheming up a scam,Out on a limb,Taking whatever we pleaseAnd if you like to workYou're gonna love this work!Welcome to the forty thieves!
[Cassim:]Together we are the perfect teamLarceny is in the genesDare to share the family dream?
Live a life of leisureCounting all yer treasure!
As an honorary member of the gang,There's no one alive ever leaves,Ya gotta snatch and sneakOr else your future's bleakWe got a lifetime contract that you're bound to keepYou want to save your skinYou better fit right in,Wel-wel-welcome to the,Wel-wel-welcome to theForty thieves!!