The Cabin
Come with me, girlI wanna take you to a placeWhere it’s just you and me..To my cabin
Let me take you to my favorite placeJust a five hour drive from the cityJust follow the road until it stopsAnd then keep walking for another forty minutesThen – out of nowhere..There it isMy cabin!Right now it’s icy coldBut in sixteen hours, it’s gonna be hot!Mmm, I’m gonna make you dinner, babyI hope you like..Spaghetti!Then we do the dishes manuallyWith over fifteen different kinds of cutlerySixty square meters of heaven on earthA tiny wooden paradiseIt’s my own private pinewood Taj MahalExcept for the shape and the sizeThe cabin!Where I come to relaxThe cabin!Wear the same pants for a weekThe cabin!I’ve got skis on my wallsIn my cabin..
One day this place will be mineOnly split it with my brother, sister, father, uncle and his lover!And if you like to piss outside..This is definitely the place for youMmm‘Cause I’ve been pissin’ over hereAnd pissin’ over thereOne time I even pissed over here!But you should never ever shit outsideWe have a small, separate cabinFor that kind of stuff!We can hang stuff on the wall togetherAs long as it’s copperOr dead animalsAnd who’s that man on the wall?Dad?DAD? Is that you?Who put my dad inside the wall?Dad?Don’t you worryI’m gonna get you out of here!Aaah..It’s a picture!
Sixty square meters of heaven on earthA tiny wooden paradiseIt’s my paradiseMy own private pinewood Taj MahalExcept for the shape and the sizeIt has a shape, it has a sizeYou should really come here some timeCome on, we’ve been married for ten yearsMmm..I miss you so muchAnd I don’t understand itNow why don’t you come to my cabin!We can play some chinachessAnd take a long cold shower together!I got forty nine cards ready to be played withAnd a joker from another deck!Impossible to spot!We can just walk and walk and walk and walk and walkYou know there’s no such thing as bad weatherOnly bed kleatherWhen you come up to my ca-a-a-bi-i-i-i-n..My cabin.