Massachusetts
Far away across the oceansAn undiscovered paradiseForget New York and CaliforniaThere’s a better place - now close your eyes
Take my handWe are almost thereOur favorite place on earth
MassachusettsIt’s the 14th biggest stateMassachusettsJust four hours from New YorkRead amazing books for freeAt the Boston LibraryOr try the local brieMassachusettsIt’s a melting pot, my friendMassachusettsSo many cultures hand in handIn perfect harmony
Welcome to the MassachusettsLand of a thousand tribesHome of Nelson MandelaFuck the apartheid
Come on boys of AttleboroCatholic Priests of HaverhillStaring dogs of the Suffolk CountyLocal dance group of Pingryville
EveryoneLiving side by sideIn the state of hope and dreams
MassachusettsI can’t believe this place is realMassachusettsCan’t describe the way I feelI live with Steve and JohnMark and Christopher and TomTeddy P and BruceMassachusettsThe famous Massachusetts BayMassachusettsHome of JF KennedayThat tragically was shot
Just grab a friend and rent a carDrive and drive across the MassachusettsJust two friends hanging out togetherBut never crossing the lineIt’s a thin, thin lineOh, we’re nothing more than friendsJust good friends
Go MGo AGo S and S and OGo C and H and E and IGo CGo H and E and IGo M, A double KGo A and K and O, K, OSpell itM-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I
MassocheicheiDoesn’t sound right to meMakkakokoThat’s way too many K’sIt should be mass-achooseLike the “mass” in “massproduce”But without “produce”MassachusettsThat’s the state I’m talking aboutMassachusettsYeah, come on down, and you can seeIt’s the paradise on earth
Yeah, MassachusettsParadise on earthBoston city skyline or a picnic in the parkChecking out the nightlifeAnd suddenly you’re sucking on a cockMassachusetts, greatest state of allJust because you’re kissing a man doesn’t make you gayConfused1620 - the pilgrims came to townMayflowerSometimes I watch "The Lion King" and I cry when Mufasa diesPrudential Tower, City Hall and a lighthouse by the bayWho hasn’t ever seen a hunk on the busAnd thought “Mmm, I wanna sit on your lap”?Let me si-i-i-itMassachusetts